50% what are you doing this weekend, 50% what the hell is Dave going on about?

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11th December 2011

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If it was about “commitment” & family & personal touch, why wasn’t the Angels’ offer $210/10 + that? Terrible offer on their side otherwise.

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11th December 2011

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If it wasn’t the money that got Pujols to go to LA, then the Angels are the worst & dumbest negotiators in history for offering so much.

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10th December 2011

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Chocolate + Buttered Popcorn @ The Muppets http://t.co/0rbDA5mQ

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8th December 2011

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I’m considering having all of my laser hairs removed.

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4th December 2011

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I showed @__ the Seattle weather forecast & she asked if my phone was broken. http://t.co/f1Ba9YWj

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3rd December 2011

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I’m worried about Siri. She says “maybe not so nice out” & I’m thinking, this is as good as it gets for Seattle winter. She needs a sunlamp.

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2nd December 2011

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Just saw a bomb blanket on #mythbusters & planning on replacing all my blankets with bomb blankets. & bomb pants. & a bomb house.

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26th November 2011

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Learned: The Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team is owned by the school teachers’ pension plan.

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25th November 2011

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I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised that the Olympic torch is always burning. http://t.co/vGHwP8xu

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23rd November 2011

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Why must there be so many age-reminders? Nearing time to get my 3rd passport.

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