About LairdFaustoKl
Eva Green:
Eva Green Nude
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Information:
Name: Eva Green
Born: 1980-07-05
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Becoming Bond (2006), Quantum of Solace (2008), Tout le monde en parle (2001), Kingdom of Heaven (2005), James Bond: For Real (2006)
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Pa's being
chased by a bull!
Well, what
in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Get me some film for my
camera!
OsminStanwicPO
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
GarlandKorbinuH
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the
whole
chicken.
MeinyardSeetonjj
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie
!
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
FultonCyneleaheD
Why did the little piglet fall
in love with
the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
BritSketexd
Iraq has just ordered two
thousand
septic tanks from Russia.
As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive
them, they are going to invade
Iran.
HarlowePrescottvn
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe
!
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
ArnoDAryVM
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
almost
killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up
from the couch."
The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock
always was
slow."
NewellSeldonOu
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to
drop
off!
ClaytinJedivD
How many men does it take to make
popcorn?
Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the
stove.
MareoBotwolfWK